Q: Exactly how bad is your eyesight?
John: Well, it’s just a little bit better than my dad’s.
(Source: sillymuggles, via dancinguponthearchitecture)
Dear Tumblypoos,
I just learned from my publisher that all copies of The Fault in Our Stars must be signed by November 3rd, or else some copies of the first printing will be unsigned.
This is less time than I thought, and I have a lot of books left to sign. Essentially, every single day between…
Holy crap, John. You are an amazing guy.

I don’t even talk to this guy anymore. He’s an old friend’s ex-boyfriend. I just happen to still have him on facebook.
Spreading the awesome for the win.