boys: you girls look so much better when yo-
frezned: When I was going through customs there was a couple with a brand new baby that didn’t have a name yet and the customs dude was like “I can’t let someone into the country without a name to put on the form” and they’re like “but he doesn’t have a name yet” and the customs dude was like “well I dunno what I’m gonna do” so they named the baby after the customs dude right there
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It’s all about how you have to look a certain way or else you’re worthless. You...– Margaret Cho (via wilwheaton)
how to get a bikini ready bod (reposted from my...
lotsalipstick: weaveittome: 1. Put on bikini Good Job! Wasn’t that easy! 2. Revel in your own beauty. Admire the fact that you are indeed a stone fox That wasn’t so hard was it 3.Drink beers,read a book,make a snack… I dunno you’re pretty much done here And there are 3 easy tips to having a bikini ready bod. get it got it good