June 2012
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exit the womb they said
life would be great they said
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iamlunarn0w:
feistodon:
i just made Chocolate Cupcakes With Raspberry Icing and Heart Shaped Sprinkles thank
is this a Fall Out Boy song?
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The Proposal
Allan Wan: UGH JUST MOVE TO THE US ALREADY FORGET THE LAWS
Allan Wan: YOU CAN BE SANDRA BULLOCK IN THAT ONE AWFUL MOVIE
Allan Wan: RYAN REYNOLDS
Shawna: THAT WAS A GREAT MOVIE
Allan Wan: Are you being serious?
Allan Wan: I guess we can't work together then
Shawna: oh come on
Shawna: they were great
Shawna: Sorry it wasn't an introspective indie movie where Zooey Deschanel makes some poor sap miserable in the end.
Allan Wan: UGH I HATE YOU
Shawna: We can't all be 500 Days of Summer, ya dingus.
Allan Wan: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Allan Wan: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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stillwatersofconsciousness:
you are literally always clapping, just sometimes with really long pauses
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Sometimes I Wonder about Fireworks
fishingboatproceeds:
Sometimes I wonder if I will live to see a day when hearing the sound of fireworks exploding in the distance does not lead to the following chain of thoughts:
1. I think that’s probably fireworks, not gunfire, right?
2. Fireworks is a weird word. Fireworks. Fire works. Fire that works. Fireworks. What a weird word.
3. Baby you’re a firework come on show ‘em what you’re...
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“People have a habit of inventing fictions they will believe wholeheartedly in...”
– Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing (via coffeeinteapots)
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